The everything list

Click view to see 'toons, click your back button after viewing to get back

Index	Pub Date	Caption	Description	Show
1	9/1/1996	1001 things to do while waiting for a compile	1001 things to do while waiting for a compile	View
2	1/10/1995	Split key keyboard company	Split keyboard company	View
3	9/1/1997	I don't mind reusing objects, but the sorting drives me nuts!	Sorting objects	View
4	3/1/1997	When Mail servers go postal	when mail servers go postal	View
5	1/1/1998	Do you think we've overdone the metaphor	java building	View
6	10/1/1997	Agents on the web	Cover shot no caption	View
7	7/1/1996	Ok, here's the primary domain server, and we'll be running TCP/IP to the clients…	web caveman	View
8	8/1/1996	Distributed Objects on the Web	Distributed objects on web	View
9	10/1/1996	Hello Legacy Maintenance	Legacy maintenance	View
10	11/1/1996	Project management isn't that hard, with the right tools of course	Project maintenance	View
11	12/1/1996	I understand the list is important, but object programming isn't magic..	A better caption would be "I understand the list is important but the network is down"	View
12	12/1/1997	Well I'll be, some kid hacked himself out of the Bad List	christmas 1997	View
13	1/1/1997	Y'know that old saw about 10,000 monkeys and Shakespeare? I just updated the idea.	Simian software	View
14	2/1/1997	Jack, we need to discuss your network security	network security with guns	View
15	3/1/1997	After Careful analysis, I can identify only one pattern.	After Careful analysis, I can identify only one Pattern.	View
16	2/1/1997	Intranet, Fast, Secure, Easy	Intranet, fast secure, easy	View
17	5/1/1997	Yeah, it looks like Information Overload alright,	Information overload	View
18	4/1/1997	18 months of work to break our applications into distributed modules, and now I can't remember why	eighteen months	View
19	4/1/1997	Hamburger Bill	Illustration for column.	View
20	7/1/1998	So, how are you going to celebrate?	Y2K bugs	View
21	8/1/1998	Dr Zook's Y2K solution	Dr Zook's	View
22	4/1/1997	That fat web guy that always sits next to you…	fat web guy	View
23	11/1/1997	Replication Services Group, may we help you	replicatoin group	View
24	7/1/1997	Object Testing	Object testing in the classroom	View
25	6/1/1997	When Little Java grows up	when little java grows up.	View
26	8/1/1997	Bills Objects won't talk to mine.		View
27	3/1/1998	Making money the old fashioned way	Making money the old fashioned way	View
28		Test Test Test!	Test Test Test	View
29		I've gotta take this, it's a remote procedure call	remote procedure call	View
30		Hey Harv, your object broker's on the phone	Hey Harv, your object broker's on the phone	View
31		I don't know why they keep trying to explain technical stuff to management	I don't know why they keep trying to explain technical stuff to management	View
32		when are we going to make money	when are we going to make money	View
33		Yes, the stars are in perfect alignment for a debugging session.	Yes, the stars are in perfect alignment for a debugging session.	View
34		It must be a guy thing, it does the transaction but it won't commit	It must be a guy thing, it does the transaction but it won't commit	View
35		Where the chips in your head are made	Where the chips in your head are made	View
36		I can't hear you	I can't hear you	View
37		John, I think this project's getting to you	John, I think this project's getting to you	View
38		Before we start with the design of our system, please take a blindfold.	Before we start with the design of our system, please take a blindfold.	View
39		The DOC Party	The DOC Party	View
40		The Event Driven Paradigm	Event Driven Paradign	View
41		Heh Heh Heh	Heh Heh Heh	View
42	6/1/1998	Mother of all Windows 98 books Website	Mom 98 website animation	View
43		Fat Pepper	Fat Pepper	View
44	3/1/1999	Migrant Tech Workers	Migrant Tech Workers	View
45		Halt!	Halt!	View
46		Watson, Come here.	Watson come here	View
47		"I'm sorry you're not in the zone, but we have to get a product out."	"I'm sorry you're not in the zone, but we have to get a product out."	View
48		Viacom? Why not a corba	Viacom? Why not a corba?	View
49		My boy, the future is components	My boy, the future is components	View
50		Looks like the Audio Feed is down again!		View
51		Woody Icon	Woody Icon	View
52		Woodgeek	woodgeek	View
53		Mild mannered barry	mild mannered barry	View
54		Billy 98	Billy 98	View
55		I hate bootstrapping these legacy machines	I hate bootstrapping these legacy machines	View
56		Woody Walking - for Wopr Website	Woody Walking - for Wopr Website	View
57	6/1/1991	Neighbors		View
58	6/1/1991	Y'know OM, you really ought to check that line sometime		View
59	6/1/1992	RF Sniffer	RF Sniffer	View
60	6/1/1991	Don't overload the transmitter	Don't overload the transmitter	View
61	6/1/1991	No ground problems here	No ground problems here	View
62	6/1/1991	Here's a choke that will fix the whole problem	Here's a choke that will fix the whole problem	View
63	6/1/1991	FB, but I still don't see how polarizing my antenna's will fix my TVI problem	FB, but I still don't see how polarizing my antenna's will fix my TVI problem	View
64	6/1/1991	Oh, No, here it goes again	Oh, No, here it goes again	View
65	6/1/1991	Ever since that family moved into the old addams house, I've been getting strange QRM every night		View
66	6/1/1991	Hurry before he discovers this path		View
67		Assembler School	Assembly Tutor illustration	View
68		Basic for Comfort, Assembler for speed	comfort & speed	View
69		The Register family		View
70		Jump on not equal		View
71		Memory in the 8088		View
72		PC Interrupts		View
73		The AH Register is the doorman for Interrupt 21h		View
74		The Base pointer and Stack Pointer registers		View
75		Segmented Registers (AX = AH/AL)		View
76		The AX register		View
77		Spaghetti code?		View
78		The Stack		View
79		Accessing variables on the stack with BP		View
80		pointers		View
81		Jump on Sign		View
82		Using a CMP to test a variable can slow you down		View
83		Basic Fixed Length strings		View
84		set the direction on mov string byte		View
85		Basic Huge Arrays		View
86		BX Base Register		View
87		CX - The Count Register		View
88		LEA - Load Effective Address (get both segment and offset)		View
89		Adding a little assembler to the receipe		View
90		Calling Print Screen		View
91		The Do It All key		View
92		Using link to create an executable		View
93		Debugging		View
94		Roll up your sleeves and write some code		View
95		Some publications of the past		View
96	4/1/1999	Competition Cooker Label		View
97		zzzzzzzz		View
98	7/1/1999	Hold on a second while I check the solutions database		View
99		Sheesh, middleware people		View
100	6/1/1999	IPO		View
101	8/1/2000	When Good Quakers Go Bad	Logo for Al Poors Quaker Band	View
102		Look John, skip the rest of the PowerPoint and get to the demo		View
103		Web Shoe Store		View
104		Ebay 100,000 years bc		View
105		Streaming Media		View
106		Nerd E-Commerce conspiracy		View
107		And I always thought it was a guy thing		View
108		Virtual Reality		View
109		The Laptop Demo		View
110		Hey Man, aren't you going to shoot me so I can sue for some REAL Money!		View
111		For Pete's sake Bill, use the Zoom feature!		View
112		That's not a good sign, Dude.		View
113		Bug School		View
114		Midnight Computer Supply		View
115		Squirrel Server 2000		View
116		untitled		View
117		I'm going for about $10k at Southeby's, how about you?		View
118		Blow the Whistle!		View
119		See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil		View
120		Natural Born Hackers		View
121		Modem Animal		View
122		Zero Latency		View
123	8/1/1999	And this model is 100% Y2K complient		View
124		High Score!		View
125		Bill (Bully) Gates at the battle of Capital Hill!		View
126		The Windows 95 Boot sequence		View
127		Don't worry folks, repairs are almost done		View
128		This doesn't look promising		View
129		His Masters Code		View
130		I was looking through my husband's bookmarks and Victoria's not so secret anymore!		View
131		Here's our manager model, it looks great but doesn't do anything		View
132		Poke it with a stick!		View
133		You can't polish a turd…		View
134		The City Walk		View
135		Y'know honey, sometimes I miss the bickering		View
136		If the internet business model were applied to real life		View
137		Whadda ya mean, potato, potato, potato…		View
138		Privacy Man!		View
139		Yes we discussed it…		View
140		I'm thinking about having a few bronzed		View
141		I said shave, not aftershave!		View
142		"Hah Hah Hah!!!"		View
143		Ok, who's got the map?		View
144		Here's the plan, we lay low for a year, then go.		View
145		Honey, I think I should lay off the ice pack for a while…		View
146		Honey, I'm sure the doctor stiched it tight enough not to leak…		View
147		Hey, Harry, where's the semen analysis forms?		View
148		Sorry, we'll need another sample, this time without saliva…		View
149		Honest, I'll show you the scar!		View
150		After everything I went through, now she has a headache!		View
151		Trick or treat, it's all the same to me…		View
152		"Ah, no computers…", "You can say that again!"		View
153		Drinkin' from the firehose		View
154		Rush hour: Evansville, IN		View
155		Trick or Treat Friendly		View
156		Every tom, dick, and cat has Help (inside joke…)		View
157		Professor Poor's HDTV Guides		View
158		Cinephiles Cover (U of Bridgeport Film School Newsletter)		View
159		Airbrush Camera poster (unpublished)		View
160		Eye diagram		View
161		Caricature of Rory from Carl Franklin's site (who's Rory?)		View
162		Rough caricature for Martell (never used)		View
163		Robin for a surplus website		View
164		Caricature of Michael Miller used for Browser Bob article		View
165		A bad day on the highway		View
166		Couch Potato		View
167		Going Mobile!		View
168		When Pigs Fly	When pigs fly	View
169		Percoset Haze	Percoset Haze	View
170		Send out for software		View
171		I hope we don't look back at these as the good old days		View
172		The rats are jumping from the ship		View
173		"Look, I can't bring you any assignments, you'll have to call your editor!"		View
174		Clear out aisle 3 and setup the printer testing		View
175		father time		View
176		Y2K9		View
177		javaman then and now		View
178		There goes the neighborhood		View
179		DOJ coming through		View